Facebook

I fucking hate it.

It happens with everything on the internet for me, i always end up going off websites. Bebo, bury message board, this blog, EVERYTHING. But facebook, it lasted a year before getting to this stage.

My relationship with facebook has pretty much gone like this:

1) What the FUCK is this shit?

I joined, and it confused the hell out of me, what was it's purpose, why does it exist, IT MAKES MY BRAIN MELT, even more than why people like coldplay and who actually buys original plain cornflakes, they go so soggy :( I still haven't found an answer to any of those 3 questions. Answers on the back of a postcard (or in the comments box below vvv)

2) I'm bored... let's go on facebook.

Everytime i was bored? On facebook. Bored? Let's update my status. Bored? Lets add someone? Bored? Lets take photos of anything and stick it on. Bored? FACEBOOKFACEBOOKFACEBOOK.

3) I'm not bored... BUT LET'S GO ON FACEBOOK ANYWAYS.

So, i have better things to do, but yet... i'm still on facebook? Why?
This was my really obsessed stage, which is mainly covered by this blog here.
It mentions the fact i once updated my status 10 times in one night! TEN! That's a lot. I'm not as bad as that anymore.

4) SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT X-FACTOR ALREADY.

See here.

5) It's getting a bit boring now... NEW LAYOUT WTF?! THIS IS SHIT.

New layout, new times, new complaints. It distracted me for a while, but then i realised, it was the same old same old.
I was wrong.
(yes! I JUST ADMITTED THAT I WAS WRONG. STEVEN CROSSLEY HAS JUST ADMITTED THAT. QUOTE THIS WHATEVER YOU WANT).

6) WOAHMG! LET'S JOIN THAT GROUP! I DO THAT.

Yes. So many facebook groups, so little time. The new found layout meant it was much easier to see who had joined what groups leading to a few brilliant brillaint groups surfacing.

7) WTF!? Only allowed to join 300 groups? LETS JOIN FAN PAGES INSTEAD!

And so i did. Loads of them, not as many as let's say Erin, who joins more fanpages than anyone EVER. But still a few.

8) Okay these groups/fan pages are really starting to piss me off now.Well shit.

And they were. Sure there was the odd epic alternative turn on everything "You should make cod whilst i play cod ;D" but mainly, it was shitter than that time everyone got raped by a dog.

9) Infact. The whole of facebook is shite!

Welcome to now.

But still.
I spend so much time on it.

Why?

Because, as i say on almost a daily basis; "if you're not on facebook, you don't exist".
It's true. It is the way to communicate with most people, i dont have anyones msn from college, cause i can just facebook them. I don't email my sister or brother, i facebook them. I don't even text people these days if i'm on the computer, as i can facebook them. Hell, i don't even pray to God, i facebook him.

Facebook rules the world.
The world is shit.

That's not a coincidence.
<3